1. daddyhyung:

    I’m done with abs. I know what abs look like. I’ve seen plenty. Plenty of arms too. Bring on the thighs. I want bare thighs. I’m bored. Bring me male idols in booty shorts and skin tight leggings. Free the thighs. Free them.

    (via americannigheandonn)

     

  2. laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

    (via americannigheandonn)

     

  3. ryandonato:

    Collage with Rips Placed According to the Laws of Chance
    Ryan Donato
    Tumblr Giveaway

    This collage is part of my giveaway contest. The contest will be left open for one week and I will pick randomly one winner who will receive this framed collage in the mail at the closing.

    Entry Rules:

    1. You are required to enter the contest by reblogging this post and by following my blog.
    2. I will leave this open until September 2nd and pick a winner (at random) who will receive this collage in the mail at the end of this contest.
    3. Tag me in the post (ryandonato) for your entry.
    4. Share and reblog as much as you would like (although this is exclusive to Tumblr).

    I will announce the winner on Tumblr. Good luck.

    See more [here].

    ryandonato

    (via ryandonato)

     

  4. sofapizza:

    damn this humidity

    (Source: theclearlydope, via tastefullyoffensive)

     


  5. Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

    sephyerite:

    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

     

  6. These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

    (Source: titansdaughter, via anidioticyognaught)

     

  7. youngblackandvegan:

    athickgirlscloset:

    vegathebeast:

    thefatgawd:

    aazizam:

    !!!!

    clap back

    Shots fired

    clap back for sure!!!!

    well damn

    (Source: twobackyard, via americannigheandonn)

     

  8. idopaint-themgreen:

    the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

    lgbtqblogs:

    Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

    Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

    As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

    The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

    ‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

    But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.

    ‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

    Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

    holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

    they are my heroes

    YOU GO GIRLS

    "Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"

    that is amazing

    (via americannigheandonn)

     

  9. une-chouette:

    not-compatible:

    you forgot this guy

    Is this even real

    (Source: best-of-memes, via americannigheandonn)

     

  10. shitshilarious:

    This is why I love comedy

    (Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)